Our schools are under siege — they are being destroyed by Educational Reform and Restructuring. There is a great war before us — a war for the lives, minds, and loyalties of our children and posterity. Therefore, within the court of public opinion, indictments are being sought for all those involved with education restructuring. You, the people, shall hereby be impaneled, this day, to serve as members of the grand jury. In light of the grave consequences of war, it is your solemn duty to evaluate the facts that shall be entered into evidence and render a fair and impartial decision as to the indictment of the accused on all charges.